Trenchcoat + Shades
Dear boy I’m kinda/sorta/not really/thinking about not talking to,

You are in college. You should be able to start and maintain a conversation. It’s very easy: in your mind, a thought might arise—speak on it by putting a few words together and thereby forming a cohesive sentence.

Why am I still talking to you when you are so not my type?

Sincerely,

Rika